Posted 29 minutes ago

zardmaster:

(likes boys but isn’t happy about it)

Posted 1 hour ago

glowcloud:

"omg i hate small talk its so fake!!" like damn u must be so fucking annoying. its called being nice. if i was at a party and i was like "how r your classes going" and you were like "ugh lets skip that i KNOW u dont really CARE about my classes and i dont care about YOURS" i would log out of there so fucking fast

Posted 6 hours ago

amoyed:

I honestly just really love cock

Posted 12 hours ago

Theres only 1 picture on this site with 13 million notes

solid-snoop:

image

(Source: inthemidstofmonsters)

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

year-of-the-deanmon:

vinebox:

When straight guys eat a banana 

I WATCHED THIS FOR 10 MINUTES

(Source: vinebox)

Posted 12 hours ago

royalanomaly:

some legends are told

some turn to dust or to gold

but you will remember me

remember me

image

Posted 12 hours ago

stop-the-illuminati-now:

only musicians will get this lol

Posted 12 hours ago

fartgallery:

d0nn0:

fartgallery:

fartgallery:

my big question is why are we wasting all this money on “health care” and “education” when we could be using it to paint the moon to look like a giant floating boob

reblogging because a crow on a pole outside my window just cawed while bobbing its head a few times

what does that have to do with anything??

it was cool

Posted 23 hours ago
I should probably masturbate
Me whenever I’m home alone (via spicy-vagina-tacos)